||BAG OF TRICKS
||WEAPON OF CHOICE
||DRESSED TO KILL?|
|10 - Even bullets can't touch him (pre-Matrix, mind you).
||Disorients victims by reciting Bible verses before he kills them.
|| Big-ass handgun, big-ass vocabulary
||Has given up the life to peacefully "walk the earth."
||"Oh, you ready to blow? Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-laying
motherfucker, motherfucker! ... I'm Superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone."
||Still inspires fear, even in shorts and a T-shirt.
Attack of the Clones
|8 - After a cameo-like role in Episode I, Sam gets some meat.
||You know, all that cool Jedi shit.
|| Light saber,icy stare
||If Yoda has his back, that still leaves 90 percent of it to cover.
||"Dark side?! I'll show you the Dark Side."
||Nah. Those Jedi robes can be cumbersome.
|7 - He loses points - it's a remake!
||Police brutality, withering sarcasm.
||Anything he can lay his hands on.
||The Man never lets him get laid.
||"You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if Pharaoh himself gave it to you, you knock-off-wearing motherfucker."
||Armani good enough for you?|
||6, If allowed to work in secret for the length of the movie
||"Now you know who I am."
||The glass cane is cool, but the padded jacket's gotta go.|